Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine
- Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
- Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
- Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
- Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers
BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER
Iron Man Trivia Part 1/Part 2 click on pictures to read captions with more trivia
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
this makes me feel old.
I was totally a spy
when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
The perfect cuddling couch.
That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.
My idea of household heaven right here.
…now that you think about it…
Never can just scroll by this.
No fucking way.
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time